Twenty Peaceful Minutes
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September 03, 2010, 11:10:12 am
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ShoutBox   Gonzo: Yes, $3 admission katiev: I am excited for Carson. I saw JJ FB post. JustGina: me too JustGina: I knew the DRAMA would stop once FOOTBALL actually started JustGina: we all love each other now katiev: I love football so I am happy everyone is playing tomorrow katiev: it will be an exciting day for everyone katiev: I wouldn't go that far, JG. LOL JustGina: tolerate? JustGina: LOL Cowboy1: Where are the local games played tomorrow? What times do the 10 year olds play? JustGina: Chargers play at Brown JustGina: FYFLE website Gonzo: 9, 11 and 1, Cowboy JustGina: FYFL website Gonzo: Flag, Juniors, Seniors Gonzo: in that order Cowboy1: what group are the 10 year olds? Cowboy1: juniors? katiev: tolerate is good. katiev: is yours not playing, Cowboy? I thought he was Cowboy1: He couldn't this year unfortunately. He really wanted to JustGina: KV, "Learn from the Pros" JustGina: did you see that sign? Gonzo: Juniors are 3rd-4th grade katiev: Fall Ball? JustGina: the other saints JustGina: do they have former pro coaches? katiev: yes, I did. From what I understand they don't have enough kids on their 1A still atv_fam: sorry gonzo...on the phone. katiev: not pro coaches, CM was in the NFL for a couple of seasons katiev: so they put out some signs JustGina: cool then katiev: it's going to be hard this late in the season, everyone who is playing is already signed somewhere Gonzo: Cowboy, are you looking for Marr's game? Cowboy1: I didn't know there was just 1 game per age group Cowboy1: I'll probably go to Marr's game katiev: there are 2, I think katiev: one per stadium Cowboy1: Oh, 2 different locations. Got it. JustGina: which team is Marr on? lila1975: had to step away. did u say "yes" to finding me tonight, JG? JustGina: I will have DD help me find you lila1975: wish this thing had history! JustGina: unless you are walking around with Scooby Doo lila1975: haha, I'll leave scooby at home! lila1975: where is WFS at today? he got busted being nice to me yesterday eve katiev: he was probably drinking when he was nice katiev: you caught him at that "feeling a buzz" stage lila1975: LOL, that explains it! katiev: now if you had caught him going on full blow drunk, he would have been dropping he f bomb katiev: and the N word katiev: LOL lila1975: yep, that explains it cause he started the convo asking if I was black |
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The Topic
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